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'Perhaps you could move the refrigerator a little further from the kitchen table.'

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"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

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'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

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'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

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"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

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'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Rodin's Nailbiter.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"I tried change, it didn't work."

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Packey Bar.

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'