Healthy Habits Advocate Pillows

'Our company health plan consists of our encouragement of you to wash your hands often.'

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"You won’t need refills."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

Bubbling

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Work Out.

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

An apple a day.

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."