Healthy Habits Advocate T-Shirts

'Our company health plan consists of our encouragement of you to wash your hands often.'

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"You won’t need refills."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Bubbling

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Work Out.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

Cyclist

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."