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'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

January Joiner

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

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'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Cyclist

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

The Janopause

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Fat cat running on treadmill.