Bad Habit Busters Mugs

'I wish my dad wasn't trying to quit. Sneaking his nicotine patches just isn't the same.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

Packey Bar.

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."