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"I left the toilet seat up once too often."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

The Poor Child's Nurse

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Packey Bar.

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

BMA looks for more assertive head

'You've got to stop living in the past.'