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"I left the toilet seat up once too often."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

The Poor Child's Nurse

Packey Bar.

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

BMA looks for more assertive head

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.