Quitting Unhealthy Habit T-Shirts

Builder picks up carrot instead of mobile phone

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

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'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

"Does it come in menthol?"

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Packey Bar.

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

Turkey...cold turkey.

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

"I'm giving up giving up!"