Quitting Habits T-Shirts

'Maybe we shouldn't have kicked all our bad habits.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Letter of Resignation

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

'Its going to be difficult to replace you. Especially on the salary we were paying.'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

'I hear you're leaving us, Wilkins!'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

The Patch.

"I want out!"

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

"And tell that b*****d I quit! My life begins today!"

'Do the patches help?'

'Sorry, Mary. We know you won the lottery and quit, but we still need you to drive with us we so can use the car pool lane.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'