Quitting Habits Gifts

'Maybe we shouldn't have kicked all our bad habits.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

Letter of Resignation

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

'Its going to be difficult to replace you. Especially on the salary we were paying.'

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

'I hear you're leaving us, Wilkins!'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I want out!"

The Patch.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

"And tell that b*****d I quit! My life begins today!"

'Do the patches help?'

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

'Sorry, Mary. We know you won the lottery and quit, but we still need you to drive with us we so can use the car pool lane.'