Quitting Journey Gifts

The Patch.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Set sail

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

'According to my horoscope one of us is going on a long journey.'

Letter of Resignation

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

Bon Voyage

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

"Does it come in menthol?"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

The pilgrimage begins

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

'I hear you're leaving us, Wilkins!'

Excess Baggage

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

"I want out!"

"Goodbye Sweetheart. No matter where you go in this life, or what you do, always remember that you signed an N.D.A. with us."

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'