Quitting Journey Prints

The Patch.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

Set sail

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

Letter of Resignation

'According to my horoscope one of us is going on a long journey.'

Bon Voyage

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

"Does it come in menthol?"

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

'I hear you're leaving us, Wilkins!'

Excess Baggage

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

The pilgrimage begins

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

"I want out!"

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

"Goodbye Sweetheart. No matter where you go in this life, or what you do, always remember that you signed an N.D.A. with us."

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

"And tell that b*****d I quit! My life begins today!"