Hopeful Quitter Gifts

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

Letter of Resignation

"Does it come in menthol?"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

The Patch.

"I want out!"

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'Do the patches help?'

Smoker's Lungs.

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

Man carring plans

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)