Determined Quitter Gifts

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

I'm very serious about quitting smoking, no ifs, ands or butts.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'Do the patches help?'

Smoker's Lungs.

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

"Mr. Brown, my ship came in. I've decided to cruise right on out of here!"

"So what will you be giving up for New Year then?"

Smoking Area

The Quitbit

'No thanks, I've given up, I just come out for a bit of passive smoking...'

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

Statistics show that more people give up smoking tomorrow than today.

'Beats me why anyone would want to sit inside on such a lovely day?'