Quirky Quitter Gifts

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Cake Escape

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

The Water Diviner

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Fringe festival

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'Do the patches help?'

The Odd Duck

Smoker's Lungs.

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

City Hike

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes