Chronic Quitter Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who never quite finishes what they start? Our collection celebrates their relentless spirit with witty, heartfelt products. It’s all about embracing their honest, humorous approach to life’s ongoing projects and pursuits. These thoughtful items are sure to bring a smile and a bit of encouragement to the chronic quitter in your life.

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'Beats me why anyone would want to sit inside on such a lovely day?'

'Beats me why anyone would want to sit inside on such a lovely day?' mockup

'Beats me why anyone would want to sit inside on such a lovely day?'

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"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle." mockup

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

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"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"The third leading cause of forest fires." mockup

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

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'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.' mockup

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

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"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir." mockup

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

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"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....." mockup

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

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"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?" mockup

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

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"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me." mockup

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

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'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.' mockup

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

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'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.' mockup

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

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"I see you went to the hypnotherapist" mockup

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

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'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.' mockup

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

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"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!" mockup

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

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'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.' mockup

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

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'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.' mockup

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

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I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy. mockup

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

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Smokers.

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"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch." mockup

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

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'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!' mockup

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

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'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.' mockup

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

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'Do the patches help?'

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"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking." mockup

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

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'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.' mockup

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

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'I gave up smoking.'

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Smoker's Lungs.

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Man carring plans

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Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch. mockup

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

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"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday." mockup

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

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"Mr. Brown, my ship came in. I've decided to cruise right on out of here!"

"Mr. Brown, my ship came in. I've decided to cruise right on out of here!" mockup

"Mr. Brown, my ship came in. I've decided to cruise right on out of here!"

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Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line mockup

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

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'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

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'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?' mockup

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'

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Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour) mockup

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

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"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun." mockup

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

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You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking. mockup

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

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Chronic Quitter Gifts Collection

Chronic Quitter Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate humor and honesty. Perfect for those who cheerfully give up but never give in—find one that makes every coffee break a laugh.

Chronic Quitter Pillows

Brighten up any space with pillows designed for the easy-going quitter in your life. Playful, comfy, and full of personality, they’re sure to spark a smile.

Chronic Quitter Prints

Our humorous prints are ideal for celebrating the fun side of quitting. Add a touch of wit to any room and remind everyone that sometimes, stopping is part of moving forward.

Chronic Quitter T-Shirts

Discover our witty t-shirts that capture the spirit of the chronic quitter. Perfect for casual wear that shows off your humor and unique outlook on life.