Chronic Quitter Pillows

'Beats me why anyone would want to sit inside on such a lovely day?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

Smokers.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'Do the patches help?'

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

'I gave up smoking.'

Smoker's Lungs.

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

Man carring plans

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

"Mr. Brown, my ship came in. I've decided to cruise right on out of here!"

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'