Quitters Pillows

'Do the patches help?'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I want out!"

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

Smoker's Lungs.

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

"Mr. Brown, my ship came in. I've decided to cruise right on out of here!"

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

'He started smoking again because he misplaced the remote control!'

'So, how's the anger management course going, then?'

'Thank you for welcoming us into your...'

Smoking Area

'I need a cigarette! I'm having a nicotine fit!'

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

'No thanks, I've given up, I just come out for a bit of passive smoking...'