Quitters Who Stay Pillows

'No thanks, I've given up, I just come out for a bit of passive smoking...'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

Smokers.

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'Do the patches help?'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

'I gave up smoking.'

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

Smoker's Lungs.

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

Man carring plans

"It's a vicious circle! He quits smoking, gains 20 pounds, goes on a diet."

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line