Quitters Who Stay T-Shirts

'No thanks, I've given up, I just come out for a bit of passive smoking...'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Nicotine Gum

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

Smokers.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'Do the patches help?'

Smoker's Lungs.

'I gave up smoking.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

Man carring plans

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

"It's a vicious circle! He quits smoking, gains 20 pounds, goes on a diet."

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."