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"Mr. Brown, my ship came in. I've decided to cruise right on out of here!"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'You're resigning? What great timing! I was going to lay you off friday!'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"My God! There goes middle management."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

'I don't think I'm getting paid enough either, Osgood - Let's both quit!'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

"There's a rumour that someone may be resigning today."

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

'Hoskins, I'd like to congratulate you on your leadership initiative... and if I didn't feel threatened, I'd keep you on.'

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

'Does that mean you found a new job, Hirshenson?'

"I can't work for you anymore. My doctor said I'm allergic to nuts."

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

'I told him that I was leaving...that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork, the mind and morale sapping mountain of procedures and protocols!'

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

'I quit my job today. It just wasn't fun anymore.'

Resignations section of newspaper

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

'Does this mean you won't be back on Monday?'