Quitters Club Member Gifts

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'Do the patches help?'

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

Smoker's Lungs.

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

"So what will you be giving up for New Year then?"

Smoking Area

'So, how's the anger management course going, then?'

'Thank you for welcoming us into your...'

The Quitbit

I'm very serious about quitting smoking, no ifs, ands or butts.

'No thanks, I've given up, I just come out for a bit of passive smoking...'

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

'Beats me why anyone would want to sit inside on such a lovely day?'