Quitter's Coach Gifts

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'I need a cure for smoking, doc.'

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."

No smoking initiative.

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'Do the patches help?'

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

Smoker's Lungs.

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

"Mr. Brown, my ship came in. I've decided to cruise right on out of here!"

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Smoking Area

The Quitbit

I'm very serious about quitting smoking, no ifs, ands or butts.

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

'This is his first year without a cigarette.'

Statistics show that more people give up smoking tomorrow than today.

'Beats me why anyone would want to sit inside on such a lovely day?'