Hopeful Quitter Mugs

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Nicotine Gum

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

Letter of Resignation

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

"Does it come in menthol?"

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I want out!"

The Patch.

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'Do the patches help?'

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

I'm no longer on Twitter. I ran out of interesting things to say. Now I'm on Quitter.

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.

Smoker's Lungs.

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

Man carring plans

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'