Quitter's Cheerleader Mugs

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'Do the patches help?'

'I'd like a ring, but nothing too expensive. This is only my first marriage.'

Smoker's Lungs.

Meet the new beach bod, same as the old beach bod.

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

"May I point out that this proposal includes unlimited talk, text and data."

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

I love Trains!

"Yeah, I'm an atheist-and a damn good one."

Smoking Area

The Quitbit

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

Statistics show that more people give up smoking tomorrow than today.