Quitting Unhealthy Habit Gifts

Builder picks up carrot instead of mobile phone

Maybe clean out your wallet

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

"Does it come in menthol?"

Packey Bar.

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Turkey...cold turkey.

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

"I'm giving up giving up!"