Activity Addict T-Shirts

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

I drive, therefore I am.

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Ski kicker.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

Addiction to mobile.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"He leaves behind a wife, two kids, three grandkids, and a 239-day streak on Duolingo."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."