Activity Addict T-Shirts

We've been busy today, Ernie! And all because we followed Ted's suggestions! First he told us to go fly a kite. That was fun! Next, he told us to take a hike. It was beautiful. Then he said we should go pound sand and now he wants us to jump in a lake! Best day ever!

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

I drive, therefore I am.

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Corporate Success

Swiss Army Phone

Ski kicker.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

Addiction to mobile.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Planet Of The Apps.

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"He leaves behind a wife, two kids, three grandkids, and a 239-day streak on Duolingo."

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"