Exercise Addict T-Shirts

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Pure Adrenaline

'Bob's hired a trainer to work on his abs.'

'I have to use it... it's not paid for yet.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Running

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I told him he should have trained more."