Running Addict T-Shirts

Portrait finish.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

No Texting

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Women in a cross country race

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

Man running

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Book market

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

Ski kicker.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Swiss Army Phone

Olympic Torch Training

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'