Treadmill Addict T-Shirts

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Treadmillstone

Walking To School Simulator

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Olympic Torch Training

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

The Off-Season

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Executive fitness.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

At the baby oil factory.

Bull Treadmill

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

Portrait finish.

Tred carefully mill.

No Texting

Stolen Crime Books.

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Pure Adrenaline

Vampire doing sit ups in his coffin.