Treadmill Addict Gifts

"There's a couple aliens at the door asking if you'll get off the treadmill - you're sending shockwaves through the time-space continuum."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Treadmillstone

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Walking To School Simulator

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Olympic Torch Training

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

The Off-Season

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Executive fitness.

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

Bull Treadmill

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

At the baby oil factory.

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

Portrait finish.

Tred carefully mill.

No Texting

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"It's the groundhogs. They think you're the God of Thunder."

Stolen Crime Books.

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."