Exercise Addict Gifts

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Pure Adrenaline

'Bob's hired a trainer to work on his abs.'

'I have to use it... it's not paid for yet.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Running

"It's true: no more burpees."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"OK, ready to go again?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Exercise Class

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."