Exercise Junkies Gifts

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Exercise Class

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"OK, ready to go again?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'