Fitness Junkie Gifts

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

"You see, it's pretty easy..."

Yoga through the Years

Pro-Active Yogurt

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

No, I don't want to compare Fitbit numbers.

The Music of a Healthy Heart

'I eat apples as part of my 500 a day.'

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

Weight Loss Clinic.

A women sound asleep on her exercise bike clutches an energy bar while the floor is littered with empty energy drinks, energy bars, and energy powder containers.

"I've a backup weight loss plan - I'm going to join the Marines."

In the Guru District

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Overjumpers

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Yearbook

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.