Gym Junkie Gifts

"I can defend this hill for another hour, but then I really need to get to the gym."

John wondered if being carbon neutral was such a good idea...

'These steroids you took for your body building...they weren't by any chance of animal origin, were they?

'Smile Please'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

Donkey on a treadmill

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.

Longjump training

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Pick up the pace! Hunting season is two weeks away!"

"You're in extreme danger because you eat too much/eat too much fat/don't exercise/worrying about these things will kill you."

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

J Muscles RIP. Still doing push-ups.

Tennis player to shopper-'I'm spent.' Shopper says-'Me too.'

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

'When do you find time to work out?'

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

Weightlifting.

Have you been taking too many diet pills?

Cow and Pig see 'Staff' logo reflected and read it as 'Fats'.

Working out with heavy weights can be bad.

'Will I still be married?'

"I'll be honest, it's been awhile since I worked out."

Workout Calendar

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

"And when you're not working, you can make use of the Gym."

Break Glass and Pull in the Event of Flaccid Pecs

Pedal faster!

"That one is 2 hours on the treadmill."

Pyramids and tourists

"When I said I needed to look at your diet I meant a list!"

"Salad and grilled chicken for 2 months, no alcohol, gym 6 nights a week, and I've finally got a set of abs. . . er. . . now what?"

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."