Gym Junkies Gifts

'I've told you before Ralph, touching your knees fifteen times a day isn't going to do it!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Armstrong is giving performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the caf

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

'Exercise without pain? But what would the point be?'

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Powerful Love.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."