Workout Junkie Gifts

Crisis at the health club.

One afternoon down at the gym.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Overjumpers

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Running

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Jogging...

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

Treadmillstone

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Health

'Will I still be married?'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Apocalliptical

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

Teddy jogging

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.