Workout Junkie Pillows

Crisis at the health club.

One afternoon down at the gym.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Overjumpers

Running

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Jogging...

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

'Will I still be married?'

Health

Treadmillstone

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Apocalliptical

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Teddy jogging

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.

I've been doing sit-ups!

"You're in extreme danger because you eat too much/eat too much fat/don't exercise/worrying about these things will kill you."