Exercise Junkie Pillows

Running with scissors

Apocalliptical

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

'I'll have a two mile run, 150 sit ups and a side of weight training.'

'You're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Health

"How long? I stop when I start to smell like bacon."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Overjumpers

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Running

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"OK, ready to go again?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.