Fitness Junkie Mugs

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

"You see, it's pretty easy..."

Yoga through the Years

Pro-Active Yogurt

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

The Music of a Healthy Heart

'I eat apples as part of my 500 a day.'

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

Weight Loss Clinic.

A women sound asleep on her exercise bike clutches an energy bar while the floor is littered with empty energy drinks, energy bars, and energy powder containers.

"I've a backup weight loss plan - I'm going to join the Marines."

In the Guru District

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Overjumpers

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"