Healthy Lifestyle Junkie Mugs

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Secretive Weigh In.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Exercising

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Olive Oil

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Heart Health Levels

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Work Out.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'Chins up.'