Healthy Lifestyle Lovers Mugs

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Secretive Weigh In.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Exercising

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Olive Oil

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Heart Health Levels

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'