Exercise Lover Gifts

'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

Runner buys ice cream during race.

'Good news, I hear you've lost two inches.'

'And for our next yoga exercise we'll do Vrikshasana, the tree pose.'

Pole dancing

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

Crisis at the health club.

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

I love PE.

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

Exercise versus Obesity

"Maybe you should work a bit less on your core."

'... and to my yoga instructor, I leave my entire body.'

Medic at gym.

'Twas the night before Christmas...

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Why on earth should that keep me happy?'

Heart Health Levels

'The last thing I heard Laura say was that she was going for the burn.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'My feet are killing me.'

The Cat Sat on the Yoga Mat

Treadmillstone

"You're too sedentary."

Happy Birthday

Man running

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Diet plan of the gods

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Fitness Gym. Trainer. Oof! How's the strength training going, Frank? I guess it's working -- This is the first time I've been strong enough to throw out my back!