Exercise Lover Mugs

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

Runner buys ice cream during race.

'Good news, I hear you've lost two inches.'

'And for our next yoga exercise we'll do Vrikshasana, the tree pose.'

Pole dancing

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

Crisis at the health club.

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

I love PE.

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

Exercise versus Obesity

"Maybe you should work a bit less on your core."

'... and to my yoga instructor, I leave my entire body.'

Medic at gym.

'Twas the night before Christmas...

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Why on earth should that keep me happy?'

Heart Health Levels

'The last thing I heard Laura say was that she was going for the burn.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'My feet are killing me.'

Treadmillstone

Happy Birthday

Man running

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Diet plan of the gods

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'The last straw was when the only fanny pack that would fit me was made by Hummer.'

'So you were on your rowing machine, and then...?'

"Well on a positive note, the cuts to the furniture budget have given me thighs of steel!"

'This getting fit is killing me.'

"Exorcising one's demons."