Fitness Lover Mugs

"What I Did on My Summer Vacation."

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

'I think you're overdoing the yoga classes.'

"Nothing like a good workout, huh? I love the endorphin high I get from opening a box of pizza."

"Do you have a motorized one?"

'You're getting me into great physical shape, but terrible financial shape!'

Woman does yoga with a baby.

'Hey, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'

No Strollers Allowed

A teenager is skateboarding on a treadmill.

"I'm in training Mum: my goal is to jump over the Moon one day..."

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

"Well yes, I tried Yoga, but it didn't work out: I'm not what you would call flexible..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Adult Gym

Strive to win!

Slimming clinic

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'This is as far as we get on his morning run.' (coffee stand).

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

'I've got a problem.'

The Joy of Pecks

When I said to take a little regular exercise I didn't mean coming to see me every day.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."