Exercise Fanatic Mugs

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Wordilly Durdillies - Hairobics

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

Spider Press-Ups

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Pretty good shape for a guy your age.' Ab crunch crazies

"Damn speed hump!"

New yoga position.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Do you do sports?"

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Turn, turn and turn.

Be Healthy