Workout Lover Gifts

I've been doing sit-ups!

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Powerful Love.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Exercise Class

Running

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Exercise now!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."