Aerobics Addict Gifts

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Exercise Class

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Keep Fit.

Holiday Aerobics.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Red Arrows Rookies

Aerobics Class.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Hexercise.

Fitness Course.

Step aerobics

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

"Take me to your thigh master"

Kangaroo jumping rope.

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.