Aerobics Addict Pillows

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Keep Fit.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Holiday Aerobics.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Aerobics Class.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Step aerobics

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Fitness Course.

Hexercise.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

Kangaroo jumping rope.

"Take me to your thigh master"

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.