Aerobics Aficionados Gifts

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'

'This is no time to be doing your aerobics, Fortescue...'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Keep Fit.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Why Superman flies himself

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Holiday Aerobics.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Aerobics Class.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Step aerobics

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Fitness Course.

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.