Tennis Addict Gifts

The Off-Season

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Novak Djokovic

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Cat and mouse.

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Once more, with fury."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Suzanne Lenglen

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'